SHIPPING & Returns

Domestic & international shipping

We don’t do - and it is a big pain in the ass so no. Just move to America.

returns & exchanges

Lose weight fatty.

damaged or faulty goods

We will replace it if it is screwy - but we usually wear your stuff around the shop before we send it so defects don’t often sneak by.

contact us

Tell a joke or something… enough with the incessant whining